Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Engineer are the best boyfriends

Specially dedicated to all engineers out there…

Message: Today’s lesson - Girls must be convinced, so learn to promote
yourself - convince them that ‘Engineers are the Best Boyfriends’

Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a
Law, management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three
distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27
years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that
gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life,
and get married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.
Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.
The arts graduate is still looking for a job.
And the medical school graduate is still living in a

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time
and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to
understand > >their work. You can believe that they will try really
really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand
their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they
don’t understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they
still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you
happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week’s worth of happiness.) And once
they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the
desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.
The Management graduate who will try to control your spending,
The Arts graduate who will ‘change major’.
And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.
And you know what, it’s really so easy to make engineer s believe that
You arethe ‘one’. Say that you like one of their project and they will be
hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others -
The lawyers will lie about everything.
Management graduates will cheat your money.
The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another
cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even
if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an
engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich
enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time
for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

So girls, why procrastinate?
Get an engineer for your boyfriend!

i know that i have an engineer-to-be as my boyfriend...